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How to tease a Finn

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Info: This is pretty much a follow up to 'How to tease a German' but you can read this without reading the former.

Warning: Involves France and Spain being jerk and Finland being bullied. Don't like, don't read.

So the Bad Touch Trio (or the Awesome Trio as Prussia called it) had decided to carry out their awesome "try pick-up lines on innocent Finland"-plan on the World Meeting. Well, Prussia was prohibited to attend, but the other two of the trio was there at least. And, by a sudden twist of fate (or just pure luck) Spain had managed to get the seat to the right of Finland and France the one to the left. One didn't have to say the Finn looked nervous, but as usual, he tried to smile and greet the two nations normally.

"Hello France-san, Spain-san, wonderful weather we have, right?" The brown eyes shifted from the vine-lover to the brunette, tensing up a bit as he noticed how close the two friends had got to his face.

"Mon dieu, Finland, I didn't notice how wonderful hair you have," Francis exclaimed, touching the more and more fidgeting Finn's hair, "do you wash it with something special?"

"No, no, France." The Spaniard protested, grabbing Tino's arm, as by accident, "Can't you see that that kind of hair only can be born with, not made?" He leaned closer and sniffed at the hair, and as he did that, rested one hand at the corned man's shoulder.

"I-uh-"The poor man stuttered, his cheeks started to burn up, "C-could you please move a bit away?"

"Oh, but, petite garcon," The Frenchman purred, tracing one finger along the Finn's collar line, "how can we keep away from such a beauty? An angel like you shouldn't be left alone, non?"

"Exactly." Antonio smirked, one of his hands holding Tino's wrist, the other lightly tracing along the other's cheek bone. As he saw how the poor Scandinavian got even redder, his smirk widened and he blinked to his friend, who blinked back.

Still, it feels like we are forgetting something The vine-lover thought, feeling a nagging feeling that things were going to smoothly.

"Wh't ar' y' doin to m' wife?" A dark, unmistakenly voice murmured, the sound of knuckles cracking.

The two teasers quickly backed away, but not fast enough. Not even getting the time to stutter a sorry, Berwald grabbed the two mischiefs and dragged them outside. Finland did not try to stop him, nor the other nation who had happened to witness the harassment.

"Soo…." The albino said slowly, looking at the bruises and band-aid his two friends was swept in. "Mission failed?"

"You kidding?" The Spaniard started to laugh, but had to stop as his bones hurt too much. "We succeed! You should have seen Finland's face!"

"Oui," The vine-lover smirked, even though his beat up face didn't really give off the impression of a smile, "he even got redder than your brother!"

"Really, I wish I had seen it." The red-eyed man beamed, but then eyed his friends injuries. "On second thoughts, maybe not."

The other two agreed and decided to leave the sauna-lover alone, at least as long as Sweden was around.

The End
because :iconshyeyedyuki: wanted it and who am I to say no? xD
Poor Finland, being picked on by those two.. luckily, his bodyguard stepped in :rofl:

And I don't think we have to think to much about why Prussia is not allowed to be there, shall we?

=D Hope you enjoy!

The one I mentioned before, How to tease a German, can be found here: [link]
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Sweden to the rescue Sweden x Finland emote